zeldathemes
Hi, I'm Whispy! I'm a Slytherin, IB student, INTJ, actually-Grantaire, and part of too many fandoms to list in this short description. I like to write, sing, act, play the French Horn, and draw, and I spend too much time on this website. (Sidebar photo by the amazing Trekkiebeth. Now go listen to Steam Powered Giraffe.)
...and enchiladas
autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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Elaine Stritch visits Patti LuPone backstage at Company [x]

  #!!!!!!!!!!    #SO IMPORTANT    #theatre: everybody rise  

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

jhenne-bean:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

p LS

jhenne-bean:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

p LS

kenway:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

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if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

  #wait but- ugh    #no i have family in the south it's not all bad i swear    #and yeah u of a is a very likely choice for my college so um    #southern stereotypes make me uncomfortable    #there are prejudices people all over    #like there are so many parts of michigan that are full of people i don't agree with    #pretty much just the southeast corner of our state is what keeps it blue    #so.... yeah.......  

WHAT IS THE SENSE INSIDE YOUR HEAD OF WISTFUL REGRET THAT THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY APPARENTLY ARE?

"Sadness, master. I think. Now-"

I AM SADNESS

  #uGhHhHh    #SHHH BBY IT'S OK    #series: the little lies  

unfavorableinstigation:

“‘Yes, I’d better go and see my father,’ he said, and the glow in his face faded. ‘It’s well past lunchtime. If I don’t see him every day he forgets who I am.’”

"I hate things that try to take away what you are. I want to kill those things, Mr. Anybody. I want to kill all of them. When you take away memories, you take away the person. Everything they are."

Wintersmith, Terry Pratchett, 2006 

This book went to press about a year before Sir Pratchett was diagnosed. I’m past crying; I’d just like to breathe right about now.

  #nonononononono    #series: the little lies