Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!
This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.
The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
Elaine Stritch visits Patti LuPone backstage at Company [x]
as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like
if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3
thats pretty ignorant tbh
so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas
WHAT IS THE SENSE INSIDE YOUR HEAD OF WISTFUL REGRET THAT THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY APPARENTLY ARE?
"Sadness, master. I think. Now-"
I AM SADNESS
“‘Yes, I’d better go and see my father,’ he said, and the glow in his face faded. ‘It’s well past lunchtime. If I don’t see him every day he forgets who I am.’”
"I hate things that try to take away what you are. I want to kill those things, Mr. Anybody. I want to kill all of them. When you take away memories, you take away the person. Everything they are."
- Wintersmith, Terry Pratchett, 2006
This book went to press about a year before Sir Pratchett was diagnosed. I’m past crying; I’d just like to breathe right about now.